Sabotage!
Our computers are going broke in office left, right and center. Though luckily, so far there has only been trivial data loss. We’ve concluded that this is a deliberate conspiracy against us, and so have hired 50 Blackwater mercenaries to scour the countryside for a possible lead on the culprit. And no finding these mercs wasn’t so hard since we’re based in Islamabad. Retribution, I will lift up my hands in thy name.
p.s. Kanye West if you’re reading this, come down and meet some of the local taliban here. Tell them “I’mma let you finish, but this guy has the best facial hair of all time.”
September 22, 2009 at 9:25 pm
It was me >:)
September 28, 2009 at 12:53 pm
We’ve homed in on you. Prepare to meet thy god
October 6, 2009 at 9:58 pm
He sabotaged with his hair? :-|