Sabotage!

For sale. Want it?Our computers are going broke in office left, right and center. Though luckily, so far there has only been trivial data loss. We’ve concluded that this is a deliberate conspiracy against us, and so have hired 50 Blackwater mercenaries to scour the countryside for a possible lead on the culprit. And no finding these mercs wasn’t so hard since we’re based in Islamabad. Retribution, I will lift up my hands in thy name.

p.s. Kanye West if you’re reading this, come down and meet some of the local taliban here. Tell them “I’mma let you finish, but this guy has the best facial hair of all time.”

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3 Responses to “Sabotage!”

  1. It was me >:)

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