Kanye West, Barack Obama and a pet turtle

So the POTUS walks up to receive his Nobel and to say a few words in thanks, but just as he’s said the first few sentences, Kanye West jumps up on stage, snatching his microphone:

“Yo Mr. President, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but my baby turtle had one of the best-achieving peace-ideas of all time..”

Obama replies:

“Jackass”

True story. Okay so this didn’t come out funny, but in my head it sounded hilarious. Perhaps even the best laid plans do not survive contact with the enemy. Which is a bit like what’s been happening with Varsity Heroes – the integration schedule’s been stretching out and testing’s getting delayed. But hopefully we’re over the hump now and can deliver to the millions and millions of Varsity fans pretty soon.

Keep watching this space, friends.

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